Aap main aur PEPSI main 3 chezain ek jesi hain.
Aap main aur PEPSI main 3 chezain ek jesi hain.
1_Sab ko pasand hai
2_Dono sweet hai
Or
3_Dono mai dimaag ki jaga dhakan laga hai..:-
Hahahaha.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 491 views
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