Choron ko president

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya
Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte
hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal
rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum
se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 311 views
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