lovers plan
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 710 views
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... Ghar Aya To 6 Bache Nahi Thy, Pocha Kahan Hy?
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Wife: Tum akely ne Ellan Suna hai kiya ? ..
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