Nou jawano age berho

Captain: Nau jawano aage bado
Santa age nai bada
Captain:Tum age kyu nai bade?
Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,Me 10 ve
number

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 985 views
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