Sardar travelling in Train


TC: Ticket dikhao


Sardar: Yeh lo


TC: Yeh to purani hai
!

Sardar: To Train kaunsi nayi hai?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 500 views

Dahi daal rahe thay!

Darya k kinaaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya mai
Dahi daal rahe thay!
Pathan ne dekha to poocha: Khocha yeh kya kar
rahe ho…?
Sardar: Hum Lassi bana rahe hain!
Pathan: Ha Ha Ha…! O pagal ka bacha, log isi liye
tum par Lateefa banatay hain…!
Itna Lassi tumhara baap piyega.Ha.ha.ha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ik pathan

ik pathan apne kandhe pe tota bitha kr ja raha tha,
rastey me 1 admi ne rok k pucha

bhae ye konsa janwar hai

tota bola: pathan hai saala

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)

Pathan: Halwai se

Pathan: Halwai se,Tum kitne saal se jalebi bna rhy
ho!
Halwai: Bare fakhar se 30 saal se,
Pathan:lakh di lanat e Tere kolon aj tak jalebi sidhi
nai bani..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
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"Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

The Taco Bell Chihuahua

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)