Tea bag
Memon Ki BIWI:
Bas B Karo Ye Tea Bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya Ab
Phenk Den,
Memon:Kardi Na Jaahilon Wali Baat, Is K Packet Pr
Expiry Date 2011 Likhi Hy.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 665 views
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