Yaar! Ghar Se Hi Aa Reha Hu

Mirza Sahb Rstay May Milay To Ye Halat Thee K:
Ankh Sujhi Hui…
Girebaan Phta Hua…
Sir Pay Ek Ghomr Ka Nishan…

May Nay Poocha Mirza Sahb Kia Hua?

Gusay Se Bolay: Kuch Nahi!

May Bola Aaye Ap Ko Ghar Chor Daita Hu..

Idher Udher Deikh Kr Bolay:
Yaar! Ghar Se Hi Aa Reha Hu….

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