Major Rohail-

Khan sab Carry Lougar bill

Aa gya hai

.

Phatan-

Lo G pehle

Bijli,gas,pani ka bill

Ur ab ye carry lugar bill

Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai

Ur DUE date kya hai?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 632 views

Girl’s college me strike thi

Girl’s college me strike thi,
Boys bhi unke saath the,
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
“Hamaari Maange”
pichhe se awaaz aayi
“Sindhoor se bharo

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt

Ek Waqt Aisa Aye Ga Jab Sari Dunia Par
Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt Ho Gi Kyun K
?
?
?
?Baqi Insan Traqqi Kar
K Kahin Aur Ja Chukey Hon Gay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne

Pappu Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid
Kar Liya
Unka Leader Aya Aur Pappu Ke Gardan Pe Talwar
Rakh Ke Bola
Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To
Gala Kaat Diya Jayega”
Pappu Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai
Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Susu Kaat Dete Ho, Na
Karo To Gardan“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

That Lady

There was a couple who had been married for a long time, and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each other very passionately. So the wife said to the husband, "Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

When someone touch

When Some1 Touches U and U Don't Feel it, It's
Ignorance.
When Some1 Touches U and U feel it, It's Love.
When Nobody Touches U and U Still Feel it, Bhag le
beta "BHOOT" hai. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)