apko keley ka chilka nazar nahi aya

Doctor to Sheikh: apko keley ka chilka nazar nahi aya jo ap phisal gai?
Sheikh: main to paon rakh k dekh raha tha k chilkey mein kela to ni hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 525 views
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