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Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band. 

Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 296 views
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