Pathan bht pareshan tha k hr joke main

Pathan bht pareshan tha k hr joke main mera hi zikr kyoun hota hai.

us ne apni b.v se kaha:
“koi aisi baat kro jis ma main involve na hon”

b.v : “i m pregnant”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 276 views
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