Ma Tumse Pyar Karti Hun

Sardar: I Love U
Ka Kya Matlab Hy?

Girl: Ma Tumse Pyar Karti Hun.

Sardar:
Aaj Kal Ki Larkiyan To Buhat Besharam Hyn.
Ek Bat Ka Matlab Kya Pocha Free Hogaen.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 337 views
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