Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$
Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$
Unsigned Cheque
To PM’s Flood Relief Fund & Wrote.
” Cheque Is Unsigned Becoz,
I Don’t Want Any Publicity.”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 533 views
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