Santa park me baitha tha
Santa park me baitha tha.
Friend:Kya kar raha hai ?
Santa:Badla le Raha hu !
Frnd:Kaise?
Santar: waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai,ab mai waqt barbad kar raha hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 570 views
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