Ap ke Bachay ki Taang kaatni paray gi.

Dr. Sheikh Se.

Ap ke Bachay ki Taang kaatni paray gi.

Sheikh zor se Cheekhaa

Dr; kya hua?

Sheikh; Pehlay dasna c mein onu navi juti na lay k
denda!

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