Aik admi apne gadhe ko nilha raha tha
Aik admi apne gadhe ko nilha raha tha.
is ke dost ne poucha, “kya koi khas bat hay aaj?”
us admi ne kaha, “han aaj shaam ko mere gadhe ki salgira hay”
dost ne poucha, “phir mujhe kya khelao ge?”
us admi ne jawab diya, “jo kuch yeh khaye ga tum bi kha lena.
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