Dhishkoon , Dishkoon
Aik Fauji Afsar Sardar Recruit Sey:
Agar Maidan Mein Tumharey Pass
Gholiyan Khatam Ho Jayein To Tum Kya Karo Ghey?
Janab Mein Awazein Nikaloon Gha
Dhishkoon,Dishkoon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 589 views
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