shahjahan jitna
Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Pati: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho
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