BV:
Kya Kr Rhy Ho?
SHOHR:
Makiyan Maar Rha Hun.
BV:
Kitni Maar Lin?
SHOHR:
3 Female,
Or2 Male.
BV:
Male FemaleKa KesyPata Chala?
SHOHR:
3 Sheshy K SamnyBeti Ti,
Or2 NaswarPar.

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 651 views

Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do,

Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do,
hum tumhay 15 din k bad lotA dega

.
.
(after 15 days)
.
aadmi: Chal khan apna waada pura kar...
.
Pathan: ye ley
.
"LOTA":P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardarji proposes to a woman

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Farmaishun se tang

Husband:tumhari farmaisho se tang akar jaraha hun khud khushi karne:-)
bv:sunein 3,4 lawn k suit tu dila den iddat k dinun me kia pehnun gi.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Calling it sick

Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.

School Secretary: Who is this?

Pupil: This is my father speaking!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sabzi waala

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do :P ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)