Aik pathan ko koi aadmi mobile par

Aik pathan ko koi aadmi mobile par bohat tang kar raha tha

Pathan ne tang aa kar apni sim badal lior osse naye number se phone karte hoe bola
Abb mujhe tum tu kiatumhara baap bhi tang naheen kar sakta
Main ne sim badal li hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 255 views
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