Phir woh meri bewi naheen ho gee
Aik pathan ne apne dost se kaha
Aaj main tumhari bewi ko dekha thaWoh bohat udaas or ghamgeen thi or khamoosh bethi thi
Oss ke dost ne taajub se dekha or phir bare itminan se kaha
Phir woh meri bewi naheen ho gee
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 562 views
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