speak in english
Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya.
Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English.
Lady : Sir I no speak English.
Dr. : Try please.
Lady: My londa gironda from hero honda.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 719 views
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