speak in english

Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya.
Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English.
Lady : Sir I no speak English.
Dr. : Try please.
Lady: My londa gironda from hero honda.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 448 views
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