Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . . …….

Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . .

Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya……..

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