Speed Itani Kyn Badha Di..?
Santa:O Banno Car Ki Speed Itani Kyn Badha Di..?
Biwi: Oji Car Ki Break Fail Ho Gayi Hai
Exident Ho Jaye Iske Pahale Ghar Pahunch Jaate Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 608 views
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Conductor:- Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna He, Utar Jao?
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Girl:- 2 Minutes Roko me Kapde Utar Rahi Hu....
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Sabhi Ne Piche Dekha,
wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik hotal kay bahir board laga tha keh khanay khoob kaiye bill aap kay potay ada karein gay aik shakhs nay khoob pait bhar kar khana khaya thori der baad wetter bil lay kar aagia who shakhs hairan hua keh yeh bil kaisa hai? Wetter nay kaha yeh is khany ka bill hai jo aap kay DADA nay khaya tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?
Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.
Santa: Petrol & SMS?
Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.
Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PREMIKA- aaj tumne bahut acha bhashan diya..
NETA PREMI- saare sunne wale gadhe the..
PREMIKA- tabhi tum baar baar keh rhe the mere
pyaare bhaiyo, pyaare bhaiyo
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pagal Dentist Se:
Kia Dard K Baghair Daant Nikaal Letey Ho?
Dr: Nahi.
Pagal: Me To Nikal Leta Hun.
Dr: Wo Kese?
Pagal: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee…..:-p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sheikh: Pent Di Silai Kini Hy?
Tailor: 400 Rs.
Sheikh: Tey Nikar Di?
Tailor: Rs 200
Sheikh: Nikar E C Dey,
Lambai Pairan Tak Rakhin, Namaz Vi Parhni Hondi Ay…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her,
What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!
The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?
The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better!
If you can guess how many chickens,
I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher ne 4 bacho k thapar mare.
Reactions of students..
Bengali:- sorry mam
Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
Bihari:- sorry mam pr hum kuch ni kiya the
Punjabi:- "Shukar ah Rabba.. aise bahane hathh ta layea Sohneya ne" ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Phone Ki Ring hui.
Husband: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Ghar pe Nahi Hun.
Wife Phone Utha k : wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Mana Kiya phr Bhi
Wife : Ji wo mere liye tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)