Aik hotal kay bahir board laga tha keh khanay

Aik hotal kay bahir board laga tha keh khanay khoob kaiye bill aap kay potay ada karein gay aik shakhs nay khoob pait bhar kar khana khaya thori der baad wetter bil lay kar aagia who shakhs hairan hua keh yeh bil kaisa hai? Wetter nay kaha yeh is khany ka bill hai jo aap kay DADA nay khaya tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 226 views
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