Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!
Pathan Ne Sardar Se Haath Milate Huay Us K Haath Per Kharish Ki
Sardar Bola:
Khan Sahab Hum Aisa Nahi Hy…!
Pathan:
O’Yara!Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!
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