Bin Laden Meets Shah Rukh Khan

Bin Laden Meets Shah Rukh Khan Bin Laden Says: How Are You? Shah Rukh Khan Says: Oh " Khabi
Khusi Khabi Gham" And Yourself?
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Bin Laden Says: Oh You Know Me "
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