Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 386 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

pair of strange socks

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Vaibhav- baba, kya aapko pata

Vaibhav- baba, kya aapko pata hai, aapke ashram me ladke aur ladkiya kya kar rahe hai?

Mani baba- mereko kya?

Vaibhav- lekin ye aashram aapka hai!

Baba Mani- toh phir tereko kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
5 mark lekar bhi tum has

Teacher: 5 mark lekar bhi tum has kyu rahe ho?

Student: main yeh soch raha hoo ke woh 5 marks kaise mila :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Itna udhaas kyu baita hai?

Banta: Santa, itna udhaas kyu baita hai?

Santa: yaar betting mein maine 2000 gavaa diyaa :-(
Banta: kaise?

: India pe 1000 rupaiye ka bet lagaaya tha aur India ne match haar gaya

Banta: lekin 2000 kaise?

Santa: aaj us match ka highlights daale. India pe ummeed rakh ke phir 1000 dala tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patni Apne Pati Ki

Patni Apne Pati Ki Parayi Aurton Pe Nazar Rakhne Se Tang Thi, Ek Din Aakhir Bol Hi Padi.

Patni: “Maine Gadhon Par Research Ki Hai, Wo Apni Gadhi Ke Siwa Kisi Aur Gadhi Ko Dekhta Tak Nahi”

Pati Ne Muskurate Hue Bada Pyaara Sa Jawab Diya: “Pagli, Isliye To Use Gadha Kehte Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan to molvi

Pathan molvi se:namaz wozu k bagair ho jati hai?
Molvi:nahein hoti.
Pathan:kaise nahein hoti me ne khud parh k dekhi hai.

by Ramzankhan (few years ago!)
Ek pagal ne ek aadmi ko thaper maara.

Ek pagal ne ek aadmi ko thaper maara.

Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gaya to judge ne pagal ko saza sunayi k tum 5 rupay jurmana adda karo ge.

Pagal ne 10 rupay de kar ek thappar judge ko bhi maar diya.

Aur kaha.

"Dono 5..5 rupay le lo.

Mere paas khullay nahi hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar bus main betha

1 sardar bus main betha
us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola “molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aj accident hua

Son: Aj accident hua, uff marte marte bach gya,

Dad: Tumhari he galti ho gi,

Maa: mera beta, thek to hai na tu?

Sis: bhai koi chot to nahi ayi?

Bro: yaar dihayan se chalaya kar,

Lover: Tume mera zara bhi khayal nahi?

Frnd O shit, biryani khate khate reh gye….Ja yaar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
main tumhain day kr

Husband:
Me Tmhain Talaaq De kr
Dosri Shadi Kru Ga…
Wife:MGr Q.?
Husband:
Imran khan Ne kaha hai
Khush Haali K liye”Tabdeeli”Zauri
ha..

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Sardar

Bhains par baithe ek gujju

Kha ker so jana

student life

Bechaare Ladke

There was once a wife so jea..

Pathan

Sardar and his wife applied ..

Wat did u learn at school.?

Ek bache ne apne pita se ek

Existing Users Login
User ID  
Password  
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook