Sub mujse darty hain or main BV se
1) POLICE MAN:
Sub mujse darty hain or main BV se
2) MOCHI:
Main juton ki maramat krta hun or BV meri
3) TEACHER:
Main school mei lecture deta hun or ghr mei sirf sunta hun,
4) OFFICER:
Main office mei BOSS hun or ghr mei Nokar,
5) JUDGE:
Main court mei faislay sunata hun or ghr mei khud insaf ka talabgar!
Faisla aap k hath mei hai,
kunware rho
khush rho.
No Wife Easy Life.
Jo shadi kr chuky hain wo Sabar kren jin ki nhi hui wo shukar kren.
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