Teacher ny student sy Question pocha k
Teacher ny student sy Question pocha k . . . . . . .
Q: Shadi k card pr J S M F likha hota ha is k kia mtlab ha . . . . . .
Student ny kuch dair bd socg kr bola
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Jutoo sy murumat farmai
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