1 Bus me Ek young grl khari thi,
1 Bus me Ek young grl khari thi,
1 Bachche ne kaha Aap meri Jagah pe baith jayen,
Grl ne use thappar maar diya……
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Bhalai ka tu zamana hi nahi hai aj kal. . .
..
..
.bacha rotay huay
Dobara apny abu ki goud me baith gya……
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 448 views
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