Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga

Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?

Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga

Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .

Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 550 views

A little girl and her dog

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."

"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."

"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."

"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

BYEPASS

Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????

Socho Socho,

??????

Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Petrol Pump Gya
Board Pr Likha tha
mobile Use Kerna Mana Hai
us Ne Mobile Nikala Or Sb Doston Ko Call Kr k kaha
phon mat krna
Main Petrol Pump pe hon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardarni write massage

Sardarni Writes Msg 2 Srdr:
“Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho?Msg Karke Batao”
Srdr Writes 2 Her:
“Nahi Bata Sakta,Balance Kam Hai!!!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

1 kabhutar Pathan ko boht dino se tang kar raha tha
.
Pathan ne usey pakar lia, owr usey marne ka faisla kia
.
Usey chat par le gia,
.
owr
.
Wahan se neche phaink dia

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)