Google pe search kr lo
Sardar: Aaj mere parrosyo ka bacha gum ho gya
Major Rohail: Phir tm ne kya kya?
Sardar: mei ne use kaha Google pe search kr lo
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 559 views
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Next day he told his wife
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