wife going to usa
Wife going to USA
Wife: Do u want anything from USA?
Husband: Yeah, an English girl Wife returns from USA
Husband: where’s my gift?
Wife: wait for 9 months
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 537 views
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