Laaloo Prasad:
Itna Sara Log Football Ko
Laat Kaahe Maar Rahay Hain ?
Sardar:
Goal Karnay K Liye.
Laaloo:
Sasura Gol Hi To Hai
Or Kitna Gol Karengay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 579 views

Tough Love A dyin

Tough Love

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ghalat Fehmi

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k mein neeend mein tha..

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Papa: Beta, tum fail ho gaye

Papa: Beta, tum fail ho gaye. Mene to kaha tha na ki agar tum 12th pass ho jaogey to mein tumhe motorcycle dilaunga.

Beta: Mujhe pata hai papa.
Papa: phir tu fail kaise ho gaya?
Beta: Mein motorcycle chalana sikh raha tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

PTHAN 1 “Mazar” pe Bomb

PTHAN 1 “Mazar” pe Bomb Rakhte Huay Pakra Gya

Logo Ne bohat Maara 0r Pucha æsa Q kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Samaj Na aaya To Bola:”Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hamaare bank mein hum

Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa interest ke loan denge.
customer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste dona. agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)