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Waiting at Bus Stop

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.


When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Captain of Military

Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado;

Santa aage nahi bada;

Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?

Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve num pe tha!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa and Jeeto were on a

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.

Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa & Banta got tired of

Santa & Banta got tired of

1 day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!


Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta sent sms to Santa

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejne wala mahan, padhne wala gadha.


Santa got angry and replied: Bhejne wala gadha, padhne wala mahan.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa standing on

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

Banta: Santa u'll die.

Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.

Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
suffering from cold

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.

Doc: What happened?

Son: Bimari da tay pata nahin par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
While walking in the highlands

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa was standing

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.

Banta asked: What are you doing?


Santa: Drying sweat.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Autowala to Santa

Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.

Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.

Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.

Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.

Santa : Meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.

Banta : Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.

Santa : Arre yaar…Sagi behen ki tarah rakhta tha usko!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 100 rupees bachta!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek baar Santa ka Gadha lapata ho jata hai

Ek baar Santa ka Gadha lapata ho jata hai Wo mandir me jakar bhagwan ki murti k samne der tak prarthana karta hai.
Yeh dekhkar Banta ussey puchta hai, “Santa kya tum bhagwan se ye prarthana kar rahe ho ki tumhara gadha tumhe mil jaye?.”

Santa : nahi yaar, mein to bhagwan ka sukriya ada kar raha tha ki unke kripa se mein gadhe par sawar nahi tha, nahi to mein bhi lapata ho jata!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ek black aur ek white shocks

Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar school aata hai.

Madam : Ghar jao aur moje
badalkar aao.

Santa : Koi fayda nahi, waha bhi ek black aur ek white moja hi rakha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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