Search Results for 'sardar'
Sardar: Dr Sab Tusi Kehya C K Subha Game Khedan Nal Sehat Changi Rendi A, Per Meno Te Koi Farq Ni Piya
Dr: Tusi Kiri Game Khelday 0
Sardar: Mobile Te Sap Aali.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Yar Kal Main Tennu Kinni Wari Cal Keti Par Tu Phone Nai Chukya
SHEIKH: Kyn Chukan?
Jera Main 25 Rupay Da Gana
Lugwaya A O Tera Peo
Sunay Ga??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Orange & Apple?
Sardar:
The Colour Of Orange Is Orange
But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,
Police: Wo Mar Gai Kia?
Sardar: Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Sardar Jab Bhi Kapray Dohta
Tu Bht Zor Ki Barish Ho Jati
Aik Din Bht Dhup Nikli
To Sardar Ny Shukar Kiya Aur Dukaan Say SURF Lenay Chala Gaya, Jb Dukaan Mai Enter Hua To,
”Badal” Bohat Zor Say Garja,
Sardar Ne “BAADAL Ki Tarf Dekh Kr Kaha:
KIDHR?? Main Te Nimko Lain Aya Wan:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 SARDAR Or American Siri Paye Kha Rahe Thay.
American K Hath Me Bakray Ki Zaban Agai.
American: Wats This?
SARDAR: Lo Dasso
O Khotaiya “This Is Language”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya Report Bohat Kharab Thi
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Sardar Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.” ;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?
Pathan: Han, Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua Ha
Sardar: Bewakuf, To Kia Mard Se B Shadi Hoti Ha
Pathan: Han Humara Bahen Ka Hua Ha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New "Theory Of Motion" Which States: "Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion." ;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Writing His Diary :
My Sister Had A Baby This Morning.
I’Ve Not Heard That Its A Boy Or A Girl. So,I Dont Know Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Aj Mere Parosiaan Da Bacha Gum Ho Gia. Main Mashwara Ditta Te Menu Bohat Kutt Pai.
Friend: Tu Ki Mashwara Deta C?
Sardar: Main Kiya Google Te Search Kar Lo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Roger Fedrer:
I’ve Great Knowledge Abt Tennis,
U Can Ask Anything.
Sardar: Ok Tell Me,
How Many Holes Are There In The Net
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SARDAR: Office Ja Rha Tha. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: See U In The Evening.
SARDAR Gusse Se: Dhamki Kise De Rhi Hai, Mai B Tujhe Dekh Loonga.":-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
Un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
Ek Sardar uth k nichy so gaya.
Ek sardar thori dair bad bed se bola ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.
by Kashif (few years ago!)
Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?
Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)