Humor; 1404 Jokes
A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!". Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).
Client congrats you have been successful.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?
Doctor: 5 laakh..
Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.
Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.
Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.
Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:
Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye
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Dukandar after much thinking
"Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi:
Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,
Phir Us ne
Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Translate into Urdu.
"She is Kidding"
Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:
Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...
Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???
Zaroorat Khan.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.
Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
3 Pathan Film "Sholay" dekhnay Gaye:
Hero ne kaha: "Basanti in Kutton k samnay mat Nachna."
Pathan kharay ho kar bolay: "Ticket liye hai, Iska baap bhi nachay ga."
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan asked Doctor: Milk peeny se rung gora hota hai?
Dr: Haan us main Calcium hota hai, isi liye.
Phtan: Chal jhootay, Phir bhains ka bacha kyon kala hota hai?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha:
Dosra us k baray main kisi ko bata raha tha k
Ye barray Namazi, Parhaizgaar aur Muttaqi hain,
Woh Pathan Namaz torr kar bola: "Hum Haji bhi hai."
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
Bata teri aakhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: Bus Karachi mein 1 khud kush hamla krny do...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan ki B.V bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye:
Pathan ghusse se bola: Ab kya lene aayi ho?
Pathan ki BV boli:
"Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi"
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)