Humor; 1404 Jokes
1 Pathan 2nd Pathan se puchta hai: Yara! Ye kya tum ne Generator main Petrol ki jaga Coca Cola Daal hai?
2nd Pathan: Nahi yara.
1st Pathan: To ye Brrr Brrrrr kyon karta hai??
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Pathan ko 1 Aadmi Mobile per tang karta tha:
1 din Pathan ne new Sim khareed kar usay msg kya.
Maine woh Number band kar k nai sim le li hai.
Ab tang kar k dikhao Bachoo.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan Watchman ne Sher (Lion) ka pinjra khula chhor diya..
Officer: Tumne sher ka pinjra lock nahi kya?
Pathan: Kya zaroorat hai, Usko kon chori karega?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Phatan: Aaj mene Rs.5000 ka Easyload krvaya, aur sab dosto/family ko SMS kr dye.
Major Rohail: Kyu?
Phatan: O G sunna hy ab SMS per 20 pyse Tax lagne wala hy.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan to 2nd Pathan: Yaar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri bhabhi k seedha Dil par lagay.
2nd Pathan: Goli maar day.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Dunya main woh kon si 2 cheezen hain jo ek doosray k baghair nahi reh saktin? Aur dono bekaar hain?
Socho
Aur Socho
Pathan aur Naswaar.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Translate into english.
"Woh meri Nawasi hai".
Pathan Student:
"She is my Eighty Nine".
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan janazy main Pit raha tha,
Bad main Pathan se pucha to usne bataya:
Cotton nahi mil rahi thi to maine Murday ki naak main Naswaar laga di.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan "Mazaar" pe Bomb rakhty huye pakra gaya:
Logon ne bohat mara aur pucha aisa kyon kya?
Pathan ki kuch samajh main nahi aaya to bola: "Main Bomb rakhny ki Mannat mangi thi."
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan: Yar me 20/20 match ki shart har gya.
Major Rohail: Wo kese?
Pathan: Shart lagi thi k 20/20 match me team 6 GOAL kr ge.
Team ne 1 b GOAL nhi kya srf RUN bnate rhi.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Darya k kinare 2 Sardar Chammach se darya me Dahee dal rahe thai.
Pathan ne dekha to pocha:
Khoocha ye kia kar rahe ho?
Sardar: Ham Lasi bana rahe hain.
Pathan: ha ha ha....
O pagal ka Bacha log itna Lassi tumhara Baap Piye ga??...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan Ko Rasty Mei Aladin ka Chragh Mila.
Ragra To 1 Jin nikla or Kaha K Wo UsKi 3 wishes Pori Kray Ga.
Pathan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do Jo kabi Khatam Na Ho.
1 Naswar Ka Packet A Gya Pathan Nay Thori Si Nswar Nikali To Utni Naswar
or Aa Gayee.
Jin: Baaki 2 wìshes?
Pathan: Aisa 2 Packet or Laa Do.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse.
Theif: There Is 1000 Rs in The Purse. We Can Take 50-50.
pathan: OK..OK.
But What About The Remaining 900?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)