Humor; 1404 Jokes
Pathan Chappal Aagy Rakh k Namaz Parh Raha Tha:
Ek Aadmi ne Kaha: Chappal Aagy Rakhny se Namaz Nahi Hoti...
Pathan: Aur Peeche Rakhny se Chappal Nahi Hoti
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya.
Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar Nahi karta Hoga.
Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam Khuda Ka, Saga Behen Samajhta Tha Usko
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha:
Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai?
Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi!
Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Samajhne ki Koshish karo.
Mujhe Tang Mat Karo.
Mujhe Akela Chhor Do.
Kal Raat Tumhari Wajah Se Main So Nahi Saka.
Mat Khelo Meri Zindagi K Sath. Ok?
Ye Sab Pathan, Ek Machhar se Keh Raha Tha
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!
Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana..
Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
2 Pathan Pehli Baar Umrah Karny Gaye:
Dono Khana Kaaba Ka Tawaaf Kar Rahy Thy.
Asar ki Azaan Hui, Aur Dono Baahar Chalay Gaye.
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Masjid Dhoondhny
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan ne Darya mai Dobtay hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya.
Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:
Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?
Phatan: Purani Kahawat hai
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Doosray Pathan Se: Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hai."
ki English Kya Hogi?
2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hai:
"The Roza Is Touching To Me."
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Pathan ne Jaali note Banaya aur Quaid-e-Azam ki Topi lagana bhol gaya:
Jab dukandar ko dia to Dukandar ne kaha: Iski to Topi nahi hai.
Pathan: Ye Quaid-e-Azam ki Garmion ki Tasveer hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
New Teacher: "Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid, Stand Up"
Pathan Stoodup.
Teacher: Are You Stupid?
Pathan: Nahi! Aap Akeli Khari Thin. Mujhe Acha Nahi Lag raha Tha.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata Tha:
Pathan Ne Hr Ques K Neche
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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.
Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Pehle Rozay ko Masjid Main NAAT Parhnay Gaya:
To
Sab Logon ne Usay Bohat Mara:
Kyon?
Kyon K Pehle Rozay Main Woh Ye Naat Parh Raha Tha.
"Alvidah Alvidah Maah-e-Ramzan"
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"
I Love You Baaji.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan proposed a girl.
With a romantic poetry
billi mar gai razaai mai
mai paagal hun teri judai mai,
pani mai machchar tair nahi sakta
gul khan tere bin reh nahi sakta.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Bathroom Gaya:
Jab Bahir Aaya to Tokan Walay ne 12 Rupay mangay.
Pathan: Kyon LOTAY Main Pepsi thi kia?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)