jab me chota tha

Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 376 views
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