Women; 639 Jokes
Agar Koi Ladki Ghar me Bhi Make up laga kar Ghume to Samjho...
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Uska Mobile Phone 3G Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Garib Ladke ki shadi ho rahi thi
Pandit- Kaho mai apna sab kuch
apni Biwi ko deta hu..
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Piche se awaz aayi-
"Lo bhai,
Bechare ki cycle bhi Gyi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl-mere piche apni Zindgi Barbad mat kar..
Boy- Q?
Grl- is Raste pe Patthr aur Kaanto k Alwa kuch nhi..
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Boy-Are Pagli,
mere Pas REEBOK k Shoes hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa(ladki ko chedte hue)-
Aur soniyo ki haal hai??
Ladki (gusse me)- jo haal teri behan ka hai....
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Santa- accha toh tu bhi pregnant hai....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
?45 Kg Ki Ladki Ko Uthane Me Ladko Ko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hoti,
But
18 Kg K Gas Cylinder Ko Uthane Me Ladko K Pasine Chhut Jate H, kyun?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl boy se bolti h tum kitne bhai bahen ho
Boy- hum 7 bhai bahen h
Girl - Q baap ko or kuchh kaam nahi tha kya
Boy ladki se bolta h tum kitne bhai bahen
Girl - hum 2 bhai bahen h
Boy - Q baap me dum nahi tha kya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl_ darling hamaare pyaar ke baare mai kisi ko mat btana
Boy_ tere bhai ko zarur btaunnga .saala kehta tha koi koi kutti hee hogi jo mujh se pyaar kregi..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl: If you will try to kiss me to main shor macha doongi
Boy: Lekin yahan to door tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know per formality to karni hi padegi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auratein apki saas ko peet rahi hain.
Malkin naukrani ke saath balcony mein aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 CHURAIL ne 60 saal k shadi shuda joray se kaha;
Me tm dono ki 1 khawish puri kr skti hun!
Bv: Me apnay shohar k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hon,us ny charhi ghumae 2 tickets a gaey.phir shohar sy pocha tum btao kya chahty ho.
Shohar:mujay apny sy 30 saal chhoti bv chahiay.
Churail ny charhi ghumae or shohar ko 90 saal ka kar dia.
Moral:
mard ko yad rakhna chahiay k churail b aurat hoti hai.;-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 aurton ko 20 saal ki saza mili 20 saal ek sath jail me guzaar kar jab dono riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha
Chalo ab baqi batein ghar phnch kr krte he :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya: kahan hain aap?
Shohar: tumhain who jewellery shop yaad hai jahan tumhain ek diamond ka set pasand aya tha?
Biwi (khushi se): haan haan mujhe yaad hai :)
Shohar: mei us k saath wali shop mein baal katwa raha hon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Larki ne apne new bf ko phone kiya..
Larki: kya kar rahe ho ?
Larka: Shave bana raha hu.
... Larki: ok, main baad me call karti hu.
Larki ne 30 minut baad Call ki
Larki: kya kar rahe ho ji ?
Larka: yaar shave bana raha hu.
Larki: ok, I'll call u later.
Larki ne 1 h0ur baad Call ki
Larki: janu ab kaha ho ?
Larka: yaar abhi to main shave bana raha hu.
Larki chair k boli: din mein kitni baar shave karte ho :-??
Larka: lagbhag 50 bar.
Larki: are pagal ho kya?
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Larka: nahi barber h0un ..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Aurten 1 drakht k neeche bethi kafi der se batien kar rahi thi k achanak drakht se 1 aam(mango) gira
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Pheli Aurat"Ye aam kese gira?
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Dosri Aurat kuch bolne hi wali thi
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Aam khud hath jorr kr bola!
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Pak gaya hon me tum dono ki batien sun sun kar
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladkiya"jab roti he to wo ankho ki jagah
Muh par kyu hath rakhti hai
Taa k,maa-bahen ki gaali na nikal jaye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)