Men; 1817 Jokes
ek pathan ki behan ko daku utha kar le gaye,
sab ne kaha daku khatarnak hain khali haath mat jana
behan ko bachane.
Pathan 2 kilo mithayi le gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! my wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek sharabi chaand ki or ishara karke puchhta hai: Ye chand hai ya suraj? Dusra sharabi: Mujhe nahi pata, main bhi iss shaher mein naya hun..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta- Wise men r always in doubt only idiots r sure of their case!
Santa- Ru sure??
Banta- Yes! Obviously!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Le,
Wo Sedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith Kar Kehne Laga:
Chor Ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 Na 1 Din To Yahan Aye Ga Na.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek bhera scooter start kar raha tha..
2 bhera:kya hua petrol khatm ho gaya kya ..
1 bhera :nahi petrol khatm ho gaya ..
2 bhera:mujhe laga ki petrol khatm ho gaya .....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa:tu kis din paida hua?
banta:itwar ko
santa:chal jhute, us din to chhuti hoti hai..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 boy to another:
Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?
2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa leni thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya…! Hahahaha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Phathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara aur kandhay pe rakh k bazar mai gya, ek aadmi ne poocha khan kya dawaza bechna hy?
pathan: nahi yaar taala khulwana hy :)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta,
Maa: Kahan Thay.?
Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha,
"MAA DA PYAR"
Maa: Ab oopar Ja k ek Aur Film Dekh...
"peoo DI MAAR"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan sharab peeta raha or rota raha.
Ek admi ne pucha:
"kya huwa khan sahab?"
Pathan: "jis larki ka nam bhulana chahta hon uska nam yad nahi aa raha&qu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 ladka ladki ka picha kr raha tha
girl-Tumhe pata hai piche meri maa aa rahi hai
Boy-hum to khandani aashik hai teri maa kay piche mera baap bhi aa raha hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BOY- CHALTE CHALTE YUNHI RUK JATA HOON MAIN
BAITHE BAITHE KAHI KHO JATA HOON MAIN KYA YEHI PYAR HAI
GIRL- NHI YE KAMZORI HAI SUBAH SHAAM GLUCOSE PIYA KARO.../
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,
SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:
Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)