Men; 1817 Jokes
Santa sitting on the roadside:
Banta asks y r u wasting time?
Santa: I'm taking revenge?
Banta: How?
Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar google per ja k Major Rohail sms jokes search krna.
Banta: Yaar google pr ja k kon si jaga search kru?
Aur tu ne ye to bataya he nhi k Google per kon se number bus jati hy?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet: I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa: How does that help?
Jasmeet: I use your toothbrush!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: I've Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespeare.
Banta: William Shakespeare
Is Dead, Stupid..
Santa: No Wonder, He Hasn't Replied As Well...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Tu To Office Me Bada Sher Bana Ghumta Hai, Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?
Banta: Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: I have swallowed a Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the.
Woh kya soch rahe honge?
THINK ????
"SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa in aptitude test:
River Kaveri is in which state?
Santa: Liquid State. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: “He’s not my friend.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mrs. Santa Don't Like To Eat Green Grass But,
Mr. Santa Likes.. Why??? . . . . . . .
Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)