Men; 1817 Jokes
Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?
Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.
Santa: Petrol & SMS?
Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?
1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.
2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.
"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne apne 6 months k baby
ki birthday partyrakhi,kisine
pucha:6 month k baby ka B'Day kese.
Santa:Hum semester system ko follow karte hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st Pathan: Mere bache honge
To 1 ko Karachi
Aur 1 ko Lahore chor aonga....
2nd Pathan: Woh Kyu...?
1st Pathan: Kal T.V. per bata rahe they
Ke bachon ke darmiyan waqfa zaruri hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: Mai Ullu kharedne gya par Nhe khareed ska.
Major Rohail: Kyu? Qeemat zeada tha ya Ullu pasand nhe aya?
Pathan: Ullu ne mre sath jane se inkar kr dya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
aadmi jyotish se
meri shaadi q nahi ho rahi..?
jyotish: ab qudrat ne teri qismat mein dukh nahi likhy to mein kiya karun
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
mein tumhy bangla dilaonga
boy: mein tumhy bangla dilaonga
car dilaonga gold k dhiar laga dunga...
girl: acha ye batao shaam ko park aao gy...???
boy: haan agar dost ny bike de di tou....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa- bhai jaldi jao tumhare ghar mein pani ghus gaya hai.
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Banta- Kyun jhuth bolta hai,ghar mein pani kaise ghus sakta hai,ghar ki chabi jo mere pass hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st Pathan: Yara ye jahaz itna bara hoti hai
isay paint kese krte hain?
2nd Pathan: Woi Pagala jab ye door ja k chota sa ho jati hai phir paint krte hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy:-waz ur name?
gal:-Q btau?
me tumhe janti bhi nahi
Boy:-mat batao me bhi kaunsa tumhe apni "FERRARI"me bitha raha hu.
Gal:-Anjali B.com,2nd year, tution time 6-8.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Halwai Sy: Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?
Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy 30 Sal Sy
Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani,
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se hue
pr uski laash muskurate hoe mili !
Farishte ne poocha aisa kyn?
Pathan bola :
muje laga koe photo kheench raha hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boys Attitude!
Wen A Boy Proposes A Girl
If She Says Yes Then
“Pata Ni Kineya Nu Haa Kiti Honi A” If She Says No
Then “Bandri Apney Aap Nu Aishwariya Samjhdi Hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra..
Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do!
santa cycle rokte hue, chal peeche beth tujhe jhulay doon.. ;
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl Kisses A Boy On The Face And The Boy Gets A Mark Of Her Lipstick Ladka:Ye Kya Kiya
Ladki:Kuch Achchha Krne Me Dag Lage To DAAG To ACCHE He
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)