Politics; 174 Jokes

Sardar Mamohan Singh

Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai? Circuit-bhai
simple hai...apna SMS. Munna-kya fekta hai?
Circuit-bhai sms bole to ....SARDAR MANMOHAN
SINGH...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A molvi went to zardari home

A molvi went to Zardari home and said: Qaum ko
tang mat karo warna Allah ka azaab aye ga.
Zardari: Tang to Musharraf kar raha tha, Main to
azaab hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Choron ko president

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya
Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte
hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal
rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum
se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
toyota

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Petrol bohat mehnga hai

Is liye aapke aane jane k liye pesh hai
"KHOTA COROLLA"

Model 2010

petrol ka dushman

Jub tak dil kray chalaty raho,

5:Years maintances free

Insured and
sponsered by
Jahan khwab wahan..
HBL.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
bcha na ho

Mufti Asif Ali Zardari Apni Book
(Sheri Rehman k Jalwe)
Men Farmatay Hen.
Chicken Broast Aise Pakao k Kacha Na Ho.
Or
Muhbt Aise nibhao k Bacha Na Ho.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
overtime

Machar ny 1 Aadmi ko din my kata.!
Aadmi ny kah!
Tum din ko b kaat’te ho?
Machar bola!
Zardari ka dor hy Ghar k halat kharab hain!
Overtime laga raha hon…

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Aik bar me bemar howa

’1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa
1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Main Hospital Chala Gya
Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy
1 Pr “Khas bemari” or 1 pr “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha
Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Me Mamoli Bemari Wale Room me Chla Gya
Wahan B 2 Drwazy thy 1 Pr “Khas Admi” or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha
Me Gharib Admi Tha is liye Aam Admi Wale Door se Andar Chla Gya
Andar Gaya to!dekha k Mai Hospital se Bahar Tha.
Geo Pakistan!:-)’

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Bivi pr hakoomat

bivi pay hakoomat KaRNa koi mardangi naheen hai

mardangi to yeh hai kay bivi ko mar kay us pay hakooma ki jay

professor khapay ki katab

" haan main kutta hoon" say iktibas

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
i offer my opponents

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Santa to Bill Gates

Santa to Bill Gates: Tusi bade pagal ho!

Gates: Why?

Santa: Surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka karde ho.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Laloo persad

Laaloo Prasad:
Itna Sara Log Football Ko
Laat Kaahe Maar Rahay Hain ?
Sardar:
Goal Karnay K Liye.
Laaloo:
Sasura Gol Hi To Hai
Or Kitna Gol Karengay.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Obama

Pathan English sekny obama k pas gia 3month bad
waps aya to pthn ko obama ka phone aya
Pathan: hi obama hw r u?
Obama: yaara tum english ch0ro nswaar bhej0!…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Asif zardari ki tasweer wale ticket

Pakistan Post office ney, "Asif Zardari" ki tasweer
waley tickets jaari ker diyea hain.
AWAAM puch rahi hai key
"Thook kis taraf lagana hai!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Asif Zardar

Pakistan Post office ney, "Asif Zardari" ki tasweer waley tickets jaari ker diyea hain.

AWAAM puch rahi hai key

"Thook kis taraf lagana hai!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Gandhi

Munna Bhai: Circuit! Bapu kapde kyon nahi pehante
the? Circuit: Bhai bolay to Bapu bhi us time ke
Salman Khan the.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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