Politics; 174 Jokes
The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that.s out always looks the best.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being GOVERNED
by those who are dumber.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until.
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power.
become lovers of wisdom.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
bivi pay hakoomat KaRNa koi mardangi naheen hai
mardangi to yeh hai kay bivi ko mar kay us pay hakooma ki jay
professor khapay ki katab
" haan main kutta hoon" say iktibas
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
I dont make jokes.
I just watch the
gove
ment
and
report the facts.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Gove
ment is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that.s out always looks the best.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being GOVERNED
by those who are dumber.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)