Politics; 174 Jokes
After having become the chief minister of bihar, laloo decides to pose for a picture. To show he is down to earth chief minister he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.
Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper.
Guess the caption "laloo, third from left"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Laloo prasad yadav was hosting a japanese delegation for business development to bihar.
The japanese embssary was quite impressed with bihar and he stated, "bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "you japanese are very ineficient," he stated "give me three days and i will turn japan into bihar"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer
Sir G!
Barood Thora Kum Dala Karen,
Last Time Hamara Admi
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Jannat Se 3 Kilometer
Agy Nikal Gya Tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ram Chandra Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega.
Wah Wah..Ram Chandra Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega
Volume Kam Kar Pappa Jag Jayega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM Rakha
Dost: Apko MQM Sy Nfrat Hy
Phr Apny Bete Ka Nam MQM Ku Rukha,
Pathan: Hum Sari Dunya Ko
Batana Chata Hai Pathan MQM Ka Baap He.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Zaalim MQM Ki Darindagi Ka
1 Or Jeeta Jagta Saboot
Karachi Me Queta Hotel K
3 Masom Pathano
Se
Naswaar Cheen Li
Teeno Pathano Ne
Tarap Tarap Kar Jaan De Di
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words
Banta: Ok
Interviewer : Made In India
Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
India Mai Ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS Hai
Bolta B Hai
Chalta B Hai
Khata B Hai
Monchen Hain Us Ki
Pagri Pehnta Hai
Naam Hai Uska…
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bush : Tujhe swimming aati hai.
Lalu : No.
Bush : Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu : Tuje aati hai ? Bush : Haan
Lalu : Fir tere mai aur kutte mai kya farak hai ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Q: Why does`t the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Zaalim MQM Ki Darindagi Ka
1 Or Jeeta Jagta Saboot
Karachi Me Queta Hotel K
3 Masom Pathano
Se
Naswaar Cheen Li Teeno Pathano Ne Tarap Tarap Kar Jaan De Di
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan.Agr Mere Hath Me Hukumat Ho To Me Mulk Ki Tqdeer Badal Don.
Wife:
Tum Pehle Apni Shalwar To Badal Lo, Subha Se Amaaameri Pehn K Ghom Rahe Ho;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Indian:
Humare Mulk Me Taj Mahal Hy
“Lekin Uske Andar Parinda B Par Nahi Mar Sakta”
Missri:
Humare Mulk Me Itna Husn He
“Lekin Kisi Larki Ko Koi Touch B Nahi Kr Sakta”
American:
Humare Mulk Me Esi Police Hy
“K Koi Hiley To Police Pohnch Jati Hy”
Pakistani:
Hum Woh Qoum Hein
K “Misar” Se Larki Utha K
“Taj Mahal” Mai Date Maar K Wapas Aa Jaen Tab Bhi “America” K Abbay Ko B Pata Naa Chale.
*Proud To Be Pakisani*
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Main Ne Apne Bete Ka Nam America Rakha Hai!
Banta: Kyou?
Santa: Main Duniya Ko Dikhana Chahta Hu Ki Main America Ka Bap Hu!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Osama Bin Ladan And Kajol Ki Mulakat Hoi
Osama: Hows Life?
Kajol: Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum
Kajol: And Urs?
Osama: Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bum
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)