Animal; 711 Jokes
Ek makhi ki halat bht kharab thi woh doctor k pass gai,
Doctor: kiya hua?
Makhi: bus chai(tea) main gir gai thi, Parhne wale sahab ne choos choos ker halat kharab ker di.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 car se Popat takra ke behosh ho gaya. Admi popat ko ghar le gaya. Pinjre me rakha. phpat Uth ke bola: AILAA... JAIL ? wo driver Mar gaya kya ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek makhi ki halat bht kharab thi woh doctor k pass gai,
Doctor: kiya hua?
Makhi: bus chai(tea) main gir gai thi, Parhne wale sahab ne choos choos ker halat kharab ker di.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Ghar se chuntiyo(ants) ki kataar darwazay se bahar nikal rahi thi.
GHAR k malik ne pucha,"tum sab chuntiya, kaha ja rhi ho."
CHUNTIYA boli,"tum jese kanjus aadmi k ghar pe rehne se acha hay k ham kisi aur jaga HIJRAT(MIGRATE) kar jae..."
MORAL:
yar kuch to sharam karo. ITNI kanjusi b achi nhi hoti ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Playing chess with his “donkey”…
Friend: your donkey is too much intelligent yaar
Sardar: Khaak intelligent … we played 4 result is 2, 2
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
American boy: Dogs can find Bombs in my country, America.
Japanese boy: Fish can play Ball in my country, Japan.
Pakistani: That is not a big matter, Monkey can read SMS in my country, Pakistan.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What is difference between Monkey and Donkey ?
Monkey will save this message and
Donkey will deletes this message.
Let see, Choice is urs!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bivi: aaj mere tann-mann me aag laga do.
Shohar ne petrol daal k aag laga di.
Moral: jazbaat ka izhaar aasan alfaz mein kren.
Shukriya Rescue 1122
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata
Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)
by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)
Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?
Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..
by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)
1 zoo me ek tota english, urdu,
punjabi bol sakta tha....
Ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karne
k liye us se pucha....
Who r u ??
...Tota- i m parrot
admi- tum kon ho ??
Tota- mai tota hoon..
Admi- tu kon aein ??
Tota- teri bhen da khasam... Saleya
tenu ik war das te dita a k mai
tota wa
by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)
Pathan: What are you doing now a days
Friend: I’m doing my FSc.
Pathan: Do whatever you did, but you should keep your study ahead.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Playing chess with his “donkey”…
Friend: your donkey is too much intelligent yaar
Sardar: Khaak intelligent … we played 4 result is 2, 2
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)