Animal; 711 Jokes
Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"
Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colors green. pink and yellow. The English man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The Desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
26. Bird asked a bee, u work so hard 2 get honey n people steal. dont u feel sad?
Bee-no,coz they can never steal my art of making honey.
Moral:
... Insaan kya.....
kutta, billi, makkhi, jisko dekho wo aajkal philosphy jhaad raha hai....:D :P :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awy
Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey.
He saw a zebra & startd beating it & said
"SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De raha hai"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhains par baithe ek gujju ko Traffic Police ne roka aur poocha: tumhara helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
Gujju replied: baawle dhyaan se dekh neeche! 4 wheeler hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Pathan: What is Internet Explorer ??
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Pathan replied: It is a software which helps us to download Mozilla Firefox and Google Chrome after reinstalling windows....:P :D
by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)
Ek Choha Billi se keh raha tha k
I LOVE YOU.
Billi Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
Choha:Jo tum kaho gi mein wohi karoon
ga.
Billi:Kya Tum mere liye jan da sakte ho?
Choha:Na Darling Na,Sadi MAA nu put nai
Labne tenu yar Batheray”.
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Aik Choha Sharab k Glass me doob gya.
Wahan se billi guzar rhi thi.
Choha bola:-Mhje nikal do plz bhaly tm baad mein
mujy kha lena’
Bili ne glass gira dia.
Choha baag gaya.
Bili:Dhoka dia,Jhot bola,
Apny wady sy mukar gay tm’
Chohay ne muskurate hue kaha :-
Jan us waqt me nshy me tha..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
SWEETEST EXCUSE; A kid gets 0 mark in a paper. Father angrily say wat is this? Kid replies:techer k pass STARS khatam ho gaye to PLENET dene shuru kar diye…!
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
(In 2025)
man wid his son at main gate of Gaddafi stadium
Beta humare zmany mein yahan match hua krty thy
Beta: acha Abu!
To tub sabzi mandi kahan hoti thi.?
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Doctor ne 2 charsiyon se kaha Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista mar deti hai
Charsi: Tay theek Ay sanu keri jaldi ay…
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Agr “punjab” ki larkiyan papita bechti to larkon ko bahut faida hota.
Kyun k larkiyon ko ye aawaz lagani parti
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PAPPI TE LE LO
PAPPI TE LE LO:-
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Lovers in cities of Pakistan on Mobile
In
ISLAMABAD
Hello Jan! chalo Aaj CHINEESE me Dinner kren.
In
LAHORE
Hello Jaan! Aaj
Film ka mood hy Tmhare sath.
In
KARACHI
Hello Jaan!
Mosm pyara hy
Chalo Sea View chalty hain.
In
PESHAWAR
Wye meri Jana!
Kidhar ho?
Abhi phir BOMB BLAST hoa hy
MARI to NAHI?
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Which is the longest toilet in the world?
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Guess!!
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Pakistan Railways Track
U can use it from Karachi to Khyber
Proud to be a PAKISTANI
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Pappu Jamadar ki Love Story”
Apne Dil k Gatar ko Teri Yaadon k Kachrey sey Bharta hoon
Main Tere Pyar Mein Baasi salan ki tarah Sarta hoon
Tumhein kaisey bataon Jaan ye baat dil ki
Tum par Gandi Naali k Keeray ki tarhan marta hoon
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)